Neurotic Buttshit

artboigles:

FINALLY FINISHED.

My bf Grendy’s Homestuck RPG character, Gilbert.

Gilbert is a ROGUE OF TIME. This is him much later in the campaign with his alchemized TIME RIDER ARMOR weilding his GOLDENLION CHAINAXE and his RAZOR CARDS in the second pic.

In order to travel through time Gilbert utilizes the Rider belt by spinning it, and the blue chest piece lights up and the little dials increasingly light up either clockwise or COUNTER-clockwise depending on if he’s going forwards or backwards in time.

DESC:

Your name is GILBERT. The cool evening air is flowing into your LOG CABIN ROOM, which you RARELY CLEAN. There are EMPTY COFFEE MUGS and FRAPPUCINO BOTTLES stashed at various strategic points throughout your abode. There is a HATCHET propped against the wall that your UNCLE gave you for your birthday, after you asked that he not give you any power tools or large tree-felling equipment. Naturally, he gave you small tree-felling equipment. You are NOT SURE WHY YOU EXPECTED ANY DIFFERENTLY.

You have a variety of INTERESTS. You are very enthusiastic about JAPANESE SUPERHERO TELEVISION, and your room is decorated with RELATED PARAPHERNALIA. As might be inferred from your clutter, you’re already something of a COFFEE ENTHUSIAST, despite your age. You believe IMAGE MACROS are one of the highest forms of humor. You occasionally try your hand at POKER, a game at which you are TRAGICALLY INEPT. Another favorite pastime of yours is DEBUNKING LEGENDS AND SUPERNATURAL THEORIES. You are, however, NOT A LUMBERJACK. You will NEVER BE A LUMBERJACK, and CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS should learn to UNDERSTAND THAT.

ex0skeletal:

Roberto Ferri